I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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