just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize
