I bet he comes in French.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way Iโm wasting 21 year old morning wood
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