hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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