what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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