i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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