ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Randomize
