you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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