Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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