so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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