WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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