so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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