Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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