Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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