The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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