i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together