My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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