I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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