He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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