last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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