It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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