She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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