Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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