Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
This toilet bowl is my home.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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