Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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