pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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