I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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