Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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