There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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