i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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