Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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