Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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