That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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