Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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