Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Randomize
