so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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