I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Just high enough for therapy.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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