Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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