Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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