That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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