This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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