ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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