did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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