No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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