i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you traded sex for a burrito?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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