saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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