This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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