Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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