If that was your dad, he is hot
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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