i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize