talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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