how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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