God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize