Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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