After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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