Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
