Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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